{"id":4285,"date":"2013-12-20T17:36:21","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T16:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/?p=4285"},"modified":"2013-12-21T13:06:43","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T12:06:43","slug":"jul-kotisar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/?p=4285","title":{"rendered":"Jul -kotisar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/media.luktviol.se\/2013\/12\/santslgh.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4286\" alt=\"santslgh\" src=\"http:\/\/media.luktviol.se\/2013\/12\/santslgh.gif\" width=\"350\" height=\"120\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\">Ta det lugnt, det \u00e4r ju jul &#8211; det \u00e4r tomten som stressar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993366;\">*L\u00e5t tomten ta\u00a0hand om stressen, han \u00e4r van.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">Det finns knappast n\u00e5gon annan som har ett lika tufft<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">schema som denne man p\u00e5 julafton.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">Det bor\u00a0 drygt 320 miljoner barn i v\u00e4rlden som tror p\u00e5 tomten.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">Om vi s\u00e4ger att tomten jobbar 24 timmar och vi r\u00e4knar drygt tre<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">barn\/familj i snitt inneb\u00e4r det cirka 100 miljoner hush\u00e5ll att bes\u00f6ka<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">under detta dygn.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">Om tomten ensam ska hinna bes\u00f6ka alla dessa barn m\u00e5ste han bes\u00f6ka <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">drygt fyra miljoner familjer per timme, det \u00e4r n\u00e4rmare 70 000 familjer<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">i minuten eller drygt 1 100 i sekunden.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">Om alla barnen varit sn\u00e4lla s\u00e5 f\u00e5r de ett paket av tomten.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">Om detta v\u00e4ger 1 kilo i snitt, s\u00e5 m\u00e5ste tomtens sl\u00e4de klara att dra 320 000 ton.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #993366;\">Det kr\u00e4vs en v\u00e4ldigt massa renar f\u00f6r att klara av att dra den sl\u00e4den.<br \/>\nK\u00e4lla: Mikael Wikman<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/media.luktviol.se\/2013\/12\/animaatjes-muizen-13-79625.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4292\" alt=\"animaatjes-muizen-13-79625\" src=\"http:\/\/media.luktviol.se\/2013\/12\/animaatjes-muizen-13-79625.gif\" width=\"219\" height=\"145\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/media.luktviol.se\/2013\/12\/animaatjes-kerstbal-53002.gif\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Ta det lugnt, det \u00e4r ju jul &#8211; det \u00e4r tomten som stressar. *L\u00e5t tomten ta\u00a0hand om stressen, han \u00e4r van. Det finns knappast n\u00e5gon annan som har ett lika tufft schema som denne man p\u00e5 julafton. Det bor\u00a0 drygt 320 miljoner barn i v\u00e4rlden som tror p\u00e5 tomten. Om vi s\u00e4ger att tomten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.luktviol.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}